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Mujo and Haso are two standard Bosnian joke characters
*/

Mujo and Haso are fishing and Mujo catches a goldfish.
Mujo: Look, man i caught us something for dinner.
Haso: Ah, c'mon man, it's tiny, we can't eat this cute little goldfish.
Mujo: okay, I'll let it go.
Mujo lets the goldfish go, and the next moment they are both astonished, as the 
fish turns to them and starts speaking.
Fish: Alright, Mujo, i am grateful to you for letting me go. I will grant you 
three wishes.
... Mujo starts thinking, and just as he wants to name his first wish, the fish 
changes the rules.
Fish: Well, Mujo, did you release me all by yourself, or did Haso persuade you?
Mujo: Well, in fact he did persuade me. I would have eaten you for dinner.
Fish: Alright, here's how it will be. I will grant you three wishes, and Haso w
ill have everything you get, but doubled.
Mujo: Okay, i want a huge house over there on the hill, it has to be fully furnished
shed and it has to have a swimming pool, a sauna, a salon and all that fancy stuff.
*blink blink* and three gorgeous houses appear on the hill, one for Mujo, Two for Haso.
Mujo: Great, now i want the most expensive Ferrari and a gorgeous blonde super model
 in it.
*blink blink* and the three cars appear.
Mujo thinks: FUCK YOU HASO!!
Mujo says: I want one of my testicles to rot.

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Mujo catches a goldfish. He lets it go , but the fish returns, saying that she will 
grant Mujo a wish for letting her go. Mujo thinks and says that he wants a cock so 
big, that it will hang down to the ground when he'd be standing up. The goldfish 
cuts Mujo's legs off.

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...this is not a goldfish joke, but it's a good one anyway

A truck driver sees a little green guy on the side of the road, waving at him. He stops 
the truck and asks if he can help in any way. The little green guy says:
Hello, I'm from Venus. I'm a queer and I'm hungry.
The truck driver looks at him, gives him a sandwich and says, okay, i have something 
for your hunger, but that's all i can do for you.
He drives on, and sees a little red guy waving at him. He stops, asks the guy what 
the wants and the little red guy says: Hi, I'm from Venus. I'm a queer and I'm thirsty. 
The truck driver gives the guy a can of soda and says that he can only help him with his 
thirst. Again, he drives on and sees a little blue guy waving at him. He stops, and thinks 
to himself, alright, i already know the situation. "Well, you little blue queer, 
what do you want?" the driver asks. 
The little blue guy replies: "Driver's license and registration."

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Why did god invent a brunette?
Because the blond ones are too stupid to get the beer from the fridge.

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Why did god invent vaginal disease?
So the women can somewhat get the idea what it's like to live with a sore cunt.

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Mujo and Haso each get a woman. But the ladies refuse to do it without 
condoms, so Mujo and Haso put on the condoms and they fuck like rabbits.

Six months later Mujo and Haso are working outside, weeding a cornfield.
It's hot like hell, 40C in the shade, hardly bearable. They are sweating like 
pigs, swearing and after a while Haso turns to Mujo and says ...

Haso: Hey Mujo, you know what?
Mujo: What?
Haso: I'll take this balloon off my cock and i don't care if that fucking 
bitch gets pregnant.

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How does one emulate MS Windows in Linux in the most simple and generic way?

By setting the default runlevel to 6.

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